OK, so not much exciting has happened in my life this week. Well, except for someone using my bank account fraudulently to purchace a plane ticket to Brazil on my dime. And that's not really exciting, just annoying, and time consuming to correct. The worst part is that they didn't even INVITE ME!
So I was reading the "news". Yes, the "news". On the "news" there appeared an article about a woman who just got her gazungas enlarged to be 38KKK.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,488384,00.html
Now, this makes me wonder:
1) Why is THIS on the news?
2) WHAT IS THIS WOMAN THINKING??? I'm way down the alphabet from her, and my back kills me, my shoulders have grooves, and mammograms are an all day outing.
3) What is she going to do when she's old and the only firm thing about her is her ta-tas? Use them to cushion her falls?
4) I guess she has a handy place to put her drink, sandwich, and chips to keep her hands free.
5) Does she lose the TV remote in there?
6) I wonder if she's one of those gross women who pulls money out of there to pay for stuff? (ew, ew, ew!)If so, there's not much room for money anymore.
7) Why am I spending so much time and energy wondering about this stuff?
8) Why did she pull out her eyebrows if she was just going to paint a new set on?
Does anyone else wonder about freaks like this?
Am I alone in thinking she's a freak?
Well. This is awkward.
11 years ago
4 comments:
okay Mollie, I saw the woman on the news while I was waiting at the MD's office. Heaven help me if some kind of crazy hormone thing happens and that happens to me! I can't hardly deal with what I've got! And she paid money for this. I saw where her boyfriend broke up with her after this. There are lots of jokes there, but I'll stop now. I thought about the tatas when she gets old too. The girls don't stay perky for long no matter how much saline you put in them. Will she be able to walk? It said on the story she has at LEAST a gallon of saline in each one. If she wanted that kind of baggage to carry around just get pregannt three times in 5 years. At least after 9 months it would be out!
i think i am going to get a knee cap enlargement.
How do we know her boyfriend broke up with her? Maybe he's just lost down in there somewhere and that's her cover story.
And, just for your entertainment...
When I used to work at a consignment shop during the summer, we had a big, huge lady come in and pull her money out from her grand canyon - remember I said it was summer - and I made her put it in the register herself. I wasn't touchin' that mountain dew.
Mark should definitely get a kneecap enlargement. VERY macho.
I got some stuff for the kids and will be sending it in the mail. It'll drive their parents crazy. This stuff is for Matt, Tyler, Abbie and Schyler. Logan and James are too young...
MUHHHAHhahhahahhaaaaaa..
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